I just realised that my blog became a chat room...now im quite happy cause i like my blog to be lively. Since the new rule of the century is not to mention names of frens when i blog, i have decided to break it. This is me, always like to go against the conventional rules. Tell me not to pee...and i will pee in ur face. Tell me not to be so shuai and i will kill all aunties with my wink. Tell me not to sing so mesmorisingly and i will sing to everyone like andy lau to anita. (lets have a min of silence for this lady i never met.)

Names names names... are these important to u? I have decided to cheer myself up with a competition of the year. I shall name it the NICKNAME COMPETITION 2003/4. Maybe i should create a few categories for my friends who happen to be reading this. Here goes. Cat 1 - Cute Nicknames of the Year, Cat 2 - New Comer of the Year, Cat 3 - Porn, Cat 4 - Best Side Kick Nick Name, Cat 5 - Most Intimate Nick Name, Cat 6 - Most Funny Nick Name, Cat 7 Most Hated Nick Name and like most competition, Cat 8 the Most Popular Nick Name Award. I shall start collecting nominations from my Taggie. Those who like to vote pls pick up a form from the building next to bukittimah hill down 5 streets and then turn left and travel straight for 26 km and then make a small u turn and then down the small slope before turning right and make a 3 point turn and tadah!. Alternatively, you can just click on my taggie and post ur nominations. They can go like this:


For my immediate frens who reads my blog so often
Joyce Ng Sing Yee - Matong, Tong zi, Ah Tong, Naturally-Act_Cute
Ong Zhan Yuin - Disadvantage, Fake-Jeremy
Eugene Koh Zhi Yuan - Fat Bastard, Gene-Grey, Gandalf the Sucker
Gerald Chen You Xin - Baby... hmmm...
Lim Weikiat - Lousy Drinker, Chinless, Lame Cheonger
Rosalind Lin Hui Ru - Dumb Blonde
Chen Yiren - Shuai Ge, Genius Chen, Asshole, Shi Nai Sha Shou, Cute Boy, Best-Singer-In-Lala land, Best Grand-Prix-er, Best Hearts Player, Best Bridge Player, Mahjong King, Charasmatic Prince, Muscle Man, Humble Chen...Aiyah. the list goes on.

Just to state down some rules while u pple vote.

1. DO NOT LIE
2. TELL THE TRUTH
3. DONT COME UP WITH FAKE NICKNAMES THAT ARE NON-REFLECTIVE
4. DO NOT LAUGH WHILE U READ OTHER NOMINATIONS
5. YOU CANNOT NOMINATE URSELF EXCEPT FOR THE ORGANISER

Also, remember to write down the cat. you intend for the nickname to enter, if not, it will be up to me to slot them in. hmmm... dont feel so good even after i blog. what the heck. at least some idiots are protesting in front of their monitor now. what a loser...