Today is chu san and im in the office typing my blog away. I was starting on this when my officer asked me to do something and here i am half an hour after i started typing to continue my interesting life. Took me quite some time to settle down and get some of the CNY mood out so i can continue serving the nation. Cant believe it, the old poop who is supposed to be coming in iS NOT in yet! and he is already like one and a half hours late for work! No excuses when he lives like 10 mins awaY! Forget it, shall not let him spoil my xmas mood.
Let me start relating my CNY to everyone reading this boring blod because they have no life at all. Once a-pond a time, the great yiren came down from the north to south east asia to find a tiger-confused-by-mud-to-be-lion on an island named temasek. He...opps, wrong story. Once upon a time, on the eve of CNY 04, yiren was trying to look for some shoes at queensway but found those he loved and yet no size for his hobbit foot. However, he discovered that he was getting really old and didnt fit into the punk and hip hop culture thriving at the heart of the shopping centre. He sat in the corner and cried...for help. But no fashion god came so he made himself one and tried looking for some funky clothes to wear that day. In the end, he bought some cool stretchable jeans from BUM equipment, a shop he thought was for ah peis ( and indeed it turned out to be for ah peis.) Then he rushed home in his new ah pei clothes for reuion deeeaner. My god, it was another steamboat get together dinner with my immediate family ie my papamamasister. No doubt it was a nice warm sweaty and cosy dinner, i was hoping like for something different. Thereafter he went for his usual praying sesison before CNY dawns on this pathetic world.
Chu Yi came and went. Was quite a tiring day i have to say. went out in the morning for tour of the relatives. Nothing much but the usual stuff, relatives asking this and that, my mum did most of the PR though. Somehow i thought i was very awkward in their house. I NEVER see them for the WHOLE year and we just go down to their house on CNY and halah halah with them. So fake, so artificial, so tradition. Collected many ang baos and then went home before popping by to my young uncle's home for bai nian/mahjong session. He said i must go for i had not seen his house before. Anyway NO FRENS were around so i DIDNT break any of my promise. Played with good luck and had a wonderful time with my uncles/aunties. (all around my age though). Won my auntie until she ran outta chips...hee.
Chu er came and went. was quite a tiring day TOO. Went to my ah gu house to bai bai my great grand mama and then had some food before proceeding to create havoc at my own house. My cousin is so amazing lah. His mother feeds him energizer for meals and red bull for drinks. He ran and ran and ran and ran. then he stop to breath before he ran again and again. Made me played some WEiRD games that i can never win with him. Kids in K2 are just amazing. or is it just him!! he made me play running then got home got dun know wad...kao. So cheem. just like the game we played at chorale chalet, only thing similar is i dun understand both of them.
Took taxi home with my dad and uncles from my ah gu house. then the taxi driver said two things i found so true. first he was complaining about the road names nowadays. check out sengkang and punggol. eg, an ah pei got into a taxi and said 'liverpale load' thru his lao hong teeth. then the taxi driver interpret as 'river valley road'. My god, do u know how far apart these two places are? cant they just name the place like sengkang ave 2 instead of trying so hard to assign singaporeans with an identity that they never held with any regards. Some HDB also, up grade already called them wad heights and wad villa. Oh pls, renaming the blocks/precincts with a CONDO name does not change the fact that water tanks cannot be used as swimming pools!
Second, he was complaining about the inflation of petrol and other amenities in Singapore. Whenever there is a hike in lets say sugar, the coffee prices tag along. But then the price of sugar drops, that of the coffee will hover above it and create a new interval so when the next hike in sugar comes, the price of coffee rise AGAIN and create inflation that is bad for coffee addicts like me. makes sense ah?
Okie, finish all the serious stuff already.
Last night i had one of the most memorable chats on irc. Been quite a while (10000yrs) since i last entered irc. sms tong zi to ask her come online to discuss today's plan with zhan and kiat and everybody else. Too bad she asleep then the Sms woke her up. haiz feel so guilty. but i cannot imagine myself being wokened up by smses. anyway, she woke up and came online to create havoc.
All of us were in the room. cant believe it. i was the only sane one trying to get everyone to settle down so we can talk some sense, but...Kiat was breastfeeding his baby cousin, ah zhan was trying to promote her baileys to no avail, instead, she was offered a deal to sleep with gerald from gerald himself! weird ah....Tong zi was so high after she woke up she kept making strange noises like dum ci ke ah dum ci ke ahah dum ci dum ah dum ce ke ahahaha. Eugene as usual was slapping the whole world. Ros was trying so hard not to be herself, of course she didnt succeed. She was a dumb blonde in and out. Dont think she understand a SINGLE thing discussed last night. must call her to remind her later. haiz, trouble pple only...dumb blondes. wad can i say....treat phone book as dictionary. mY baby who's disturbed by his recent financial troubles went into his usual try-to-conquer-the-world mode and began scrambling up a plan to rob the bank today. He forgot he got duty and he cant driver but he offered to be the driver of the getaway car. Here's how the plan goes. First, dumb blonde goes into Maybank and queue up. Then tong zi enter to distract the security guard with her distinctive looks after CNY. this will be followed by the best-tenor-of-victoria-chorale-lim-wei-kiat's one-and-a-half-tone-flat shout of "robbery, pls dont call the police because im scared" Ah zHan will rush into the bank with a few baileys bottle with Genius chen who grabbed the coins and stuff them in. Gerald who dun know how to drive park the get away car into the sliding door, setting off the alarm. ALl of us get panick and but managed to drag out feet into the car (nissan march). six of us will then squeeze into the small car while gerald trys his best not to stall. The car goes into disco mode in gear one and ah tong starts her dum ci ke ah ah dum ci ke ah with zhan trying her best to imitate jeremy. the nearby senior citizen club members saw this and ran after the car. three of them over took in 0.3s and managed to block our escape road. erm, just in case u think this is the end, dont forget about gene grey. If you notice, he wasnt in the plan at all, thats because he is eating love letters sitting infront of his monitor reading this. He sees his frens in trouble so he threw all his love letters into his mouth so he can chew on the way. He got into his boeing 747 model beside his bed and goes to sleep... leaving his frens to be caught by the police.
Thats wad we discuss last night with slight modifications from me. So i say, all of us cant chat useful stuff online. So excited to see them later...lalala
Let me start relating my CNY to everyone reading this boring blod because they have no life at all. Once a-pond a time, the great yiren came down from the north to south east asia to find a tiger-confused-by-mud-to-be-lion on an island named temasek. He...opps, wrong story. Once upon a time, on the eve of CNY 04, yiren was trying to look for some shoes at queensway but found those he loved and yet no size for his hobbit foot. However, he discovered that he was getting really old and didnt fit into the punk and hip hop culture thriving at the heart of the shopping centre. He sat in the corner and cried...for help. But no fashion god came so he made himself one and tried looking for some funky clothes to wear that day. In the end, he bought some cool stretchable jeans from BUM equipment, a shop he thought was for ah peis ( and indeed it turned out to be for ah peis.) Then he rushed home in his new ah pei clothes for reuion deeeaner. My god, it was another steamboat get together dinner with my immediate family ie my papamamasister. No doubt it was a nice warm sweaty and cosy dinner, i was hoping like for something different. Thereafter he went for his usual praying sesison before CNY dawns on this pathetic world.
Chu Yi came and went. Was quite a tiring day i have to say. went out in the morning for tour of the relatives. Nothing much but the usual stuff, relatives asking this and that, my mum did most of the PR though. Somehow i thought i was very awkward in their house. I NEVER see them for the WHOLE year and we just go down to their house on CNY and halah halah with them. So fake, so artificial, so tradition. Collected many ang baos and then went home before popping by to my young uncle's home for bai nian/mahjong session. He said i must go for i had not seen his house before. Anyway NO FRENS were around so i DIDNT break any of my promise. Played with good luck and had a wonderful time with my uncles/aunties. (all around my age though). Won my auntie until she ran outta chips...hee.
Chu er came and went. was quite a tiring day TOO. Went to my ah gu house to bai bai my great grand mama and then had some food before proceeding to create havoc at my own house. My cousin is so amazing lah. His mother feeds him energizer for meals and red bull for drinks. He ran and ran and ran and ran. then he stop to breath before he ran again and again. Made me played some WEiRD games that i can never win with him. Kids in K2 are just amazing. or is it just him!! he made me play running then got home got dun know wad...kao. So cheem. just like the game we played at chorale chalet, only thing similar is i dun understand both of them.
Took taxi home with my dad and uncles from my ah gu house. then the taxi driver said two things i found so true. first he was complaining about the road names nowadays. check out sengkang and punggol. eg, an ah pei got into a taxi and said 'liverpale load' thru his lao hong teeth. then the taxi driver interpret as 'river valley road'. My god, do u know how far apart these two places are? cant they just name the place like sengkang ave 2 instead of trying so hard to assign singaporeans with an identity that they never held with any regards. Some HDB also, up grade already called them wad heights and wad villa. Oh pls, renaming the blocks/precincts with a CONDO name does not change the fact that water tanks cannot be used as swimming pools!
Second, he was complaining about the inflation of petrol and other amenities in Singapore. Whenever there is a hike in lets say sugar, the coffee prices tag along. But then the price of sugar drops, that of the coffee will hover above it and create a new interval so when the next hike in sugar comes, the price of coffee rise AGAIN and create inflation that is bad for coffee addicts like me. makes sense ah?
Okie, finish all the serious stuff already.
Last night i had one of the most memorable chats on irc. Been quite a while (10000yrs) since i last entered irc. sms tong zi to ask her come online to discuss today's plan with zhan and kiat and everybody else. Too bad she asleep then the Sms woke her up. haiz feel so guilty. but i cannot imagine myself being wokened up by smses. anyway, she woke up and came online to create havoc.
All of us were in the room. cant believe it. i was the only sane one trying to get everyone to settle down so we can talk some sense, but...Kiat was breastfeeding his baby cousin, ah zhan was trying to promote her baileys to no avail, instead, she was offered a deal to sleep with gerald from gerald himself! weird ah....Tong zi was so high after she woke up she kept making strange noises like dum ci ke ah dum ci ke ahah dum ci dum ah dum ce ke ahahaha. Eugene as usual was slapping the whole world. Ros was trying so hard not to be herself, of course she didnt succeed. She was a dumb blonde in and out. Dont think she understand a SINGLE thing discussed last night. must call her to remind her later. haiz, trouble pple only...dumb blondes. wad can i say....treat phone book as dictionary. mY baby who's disturbed by his recent financial troubles went into his usual try-to-conquer-the-world mode and began scrambling up a plan to rob the bank today. He forgot he got duty and he cant driver but he offered to be the driver of the getaway car. Here's how the plan goes. First, dumb blonde goes into Maybank and queue up. Then tong zi enter to distract the security guard with her distinctive looks after CNY. this will be followed by the best-tenor-of-victoria-chorale-lim-wei-kiat's one-and-a-half-tone-flat shout of "robbery, pls dont call the police because im scared" Ah zHan will rush into the bank with a few baileys bottle with Genius chen who grabbed the coins and stuff them in. Gerald who dun know how to drive park the get away car into the sliding door, setting off the alarm. ALl of us get panick and but managed to drag out feet into the car (nissan march). six of us will then squeeze into the small car while gerald trys his best not to stall. The car goes into disco mode in gear one and ah tong starts her dum ci ke ah ah dum ci ke ah with zhan trying her best to imitate jeremy. the nearby senior citizen club members saw this and ran after the car. three of them over took in 0.3s and managed to block our escape road. erm, just in case u think this is the end, dont forget about gene grey. If you notice, he wasnt in the plan at all, thats because he is eating love letters sitting infront of his monitor reading this. He sees his frens in trouble so he threw all his love letters into his mouth so he can chew on the way. He got into his boeing 747 model beside his bed and goes to sleep... leaving his frens to be caught by the police.
Thats wad we discuss last night with slight modifications from me. So i say, all of us cant chat useful stuff online. So excited to see them later...lalala
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