Happy Valentines Day.
I am destined to blog today but as promised before, nothing too personal. Woke up late today, cant believe it. Opened my eyes and saw daylight (which is unusual cause i leave house before the sun got on to my butt EVERYDAY). But it's like, WAH. Sunlight! then i knew it. Argh. and box myself in the face for not waking up. So tell me what else can i do on this lovely saturday morning besides blogging!? Of course, there will be the wonderful Powerpuff girls too!!
Since today is valentines, i shall let the readers of this blog benefit! If you are going out with a girl that you like for quite some time and you wanna still a kiss. READ ON. I will give you this valentines version of 101 Yiren's Jia-Jia Tricks. Today, you bring the chick down to esplande for a quite meal and then go on to a park (like the merlion one) and take a walk. Though cliche but useful. Trust me. Girls say they dun like flowers and that they are all so practical? Yah, it's true. They dun like the idea of you spending money doesnt mean they dont get happy after recieving flowers. Plus, if you give a wonderful reason for spending money, they will be extra TOUCHED. E.g.
Ah ren: SurpRisED!!! FLowers for you!
AH Yi : Huh...this is so unexpected... they are lOvely..i mean.nono. you shouldn't have wasted this money. Especially on V-day. THey are extra expensive you know..
Ah ren: i know they are extra expensive. But i also know that you will be extra glad on this special day designed for me to express my extra love for you. Nothing beats having you be happy...now that you are extra happy, this justify the use of extra money. Simply. you are so special you deserve everything that is good in this world and that includes flowers (holds up the flowers to her face)
Good eh? then take a stroll down the park to under a tree where street lights are not that obvious. Though there are many couples around, dont worry. Usually, you will feel that the world only has the presence of two. Just keep eye-contact. Here's the punch line.
AH ren: hey, my are my lips cracking? (obviously, under those lightings, she cant see a shit.)
Ah yi: Hmmm is it hurting?
ah ren: a little, just feel very dry. Maybe i've been too talkative. Cant help it when i have someone like you around...*wink*
ah yi: *blushes* haha. okie...i've lip gloss...*start searchin bag*
Ah ren: HUh. i use your lip gloss ah? then wont i contaminate it?
Ah yi: *head down still searching cause of poor lighting* wont lah. dun be silly. wat else would u suggest...
ah ren: *just as she looks up with the lip gloss* muackz!!! i think like this better...
ah yi: *in a state of shock*...
ah ren: holds her hand
ah yi: blushes and look down...
both walk away from that shady spot so other couples can use. Smart???
This is highly confidential information for use of faithful readers of this blog. Grils reading this? Just take this as a lesson. Dont let guys cheat you in such lousy manner ever again.
Guess wad, im listening to LP now. Wooooow. That Zhannie idiot still thought i bought the disc at 29.90. ACtually, i got it at 23.90! a dollar cheaper than her. Im go proud of myself.
The past weeks have been relentless studying for my upcoming prelims. I think im about 10% done with my studies. As long as i hit 50%, i think i can go and take the tests already.
This year's valentines will not be as special as that of last years...or even last last year. (guys, you pple should be saying: cause it's even more special this year). haiz.. but im a totally different case. Just hope everything pass quickly. ANyway, chorale is boring me. The people there...Maybe not all but some of them are pissing me off. The fun people not even there. Dawn Michael Ben. One group down. haiz. At least got chinless with me. Oh, i must pay tribute to him lah. Recently, this guy posted pictures of himself on his blog just to attract attention. Cool pictures without any artistic sense in them though. just mere computer manupilation... click lick and he thinks he got the coolest pictures in the world. Soon...i think he will be posting some naked pictures of himself on the net. But i predict it will back fire then he will end up with a readerless blog. Loser. However, the Internet will be different without a poser like him around. so, i guess this is a living example of a DIALECTIC process. haha. Sociology TERM!!!!
I have something to tell Zhan Yuin, whose blog has a SUPER LOUSY LOUSY comment board that DOES NOT REFRESH IT SELF after i click submit. Then got this toilet bowl who claims to be my fren accusing me and my baby of trying to be funny when WE ARE NOT. Forget. Peace everyone. LP street ROckerSS!!!!. im mad.
I am destined to blog today but as promised before, nothing too personal. Woke up late today, cant believe it. Opened my eyes and saw daylight (which is unusual cause i leave house before the sun got on to my butt EVERYDAY). But it's like, WAH. Sunlight! then i knew it. Argh. and box myself in the face for not waking up. So tell me what else can i do on this lovely saturday morning besides blogging!? Of course, there will be the wonderful Powerpuff girls too!!
Since today is valentines, i shall let the readers of this blog benefit! If you are going out with a girl that you like for quite some time and you wanna still a kiss. READ ON. I will give you this valentines version of 101 Yiren's Jia-Jia Tricks. Today, you bring the chick down to esplande for a quite meal and then go on to a park (like the merlion one) and take a walk. Though cliche but useful. Trust me. Girls say they dun like flowers and that they are all so practical? Yah, it's true. They dun like the idea of you spending money doesnt mean they dont get happy after recieving flowers. Plus, if you give a wonderful reason for spending money, they will be extra TOUCHED. E.g.
Ah ren: SurpRisED!!! FLowers for you!
AH Yi : Huh...this is so unexpected... they are lOvely..i mean.nono. you shouldn't have wasted this money. Especially on V-day. THey are extra expensive you know..
Ah ren: i know they are extra expensive. But i also know that you will be extra glad on this special day designed for me to express my extra love for you. Nothing beats having you be happy...now that you are extra happy, this justify the use of extra money. Simply. you are so special you deserve everything that is good in this world and that includes flowers (holds up the flowers to her face)
Good eh? then take a stroll down the park to under a tree where street lights are not that obvious. Though there are many couples around, dont worry. Usually, you will feel that the world only has the presence of two. Just keep eye-contact. Here's the punch line.
AH ren: hey, my are my lips cracking? (obviously, under those lightings, she cant see a shit.)
Ah yi: Hmmm is it hurting?
ah ren: a little, just feel very dry. Maybe i've been too talkative. Cant help it when i have someone like you around...*wink*
ah yi: *blushes* haha. okie...i've lip gloss...*start searchin bag*
Ah ren: HUh. i use your lip gloss ah? then wont i contaminate it?
Ah yi: *head down still searching cause of poor lighting* wont lah. dun be silly. wat else would u suggest...
ah ren: *just as she looks up with the lip gloss* muackz!!! i think like this better...
ah yi: *in a state of shock*...
ah ren: holds her hand
ah yi: blushes and look down...
both walk away from that shady spot so other couples can use. Smart???
This is highly confidential information for use of faithful readers of this blog. Grils reading this? Just take this as a lesson. Dont let guys cheat you in such lousy manner ever again.
Guess wad, im listening to LP now. Wooooow. That Zhannie idiot still thought i bought the disc at 29.90. ACtually, i got it at 23.90! a dollar cheaper than her. Im go proud of myself.
The past weeks have been relentless studying for my upcoming prelims. I think im about 10% done with my studies. As long as i hit 50%, i think i can go and take the tests already.
This year's valentines will not be as special as that of last years...or even last last year. (guys, you pple should be saying: cause it's even more special this year). haiz.. but im a totally different case. Just hope everything pass quickly. ANyway, chorale is boring me. The people there...Maybe not all but some of them are pissing me off. The fun people not even there. Dawn Michael Ben. One group down. haiz. At least got chinless with me. Oh, i must pay tribute to him lah. Recently, this guy posted pictures of himself on his blog just to attract attention. Cool pictures without any artistic sense in them though. just mere computer manupilation... click lick and he thinks he got the coolest pictures in the world. Soon...i think he will be posting some naked pictures of himself on the net. But i predict it will back fire then he will end up with a readerless blog. Loser. However, the Internet will be different without a poser like him around. so, i guess this is a living example of a DIALECTIC process. haha. Sociology TERM!!!!
I have something to tell Zhan Yuin, whose blog has a SUPER LOUSY LOUSY comment board that DOES NOT REFRESH IT SELF after i click submit. Then got this toilet bowl who claims to be my fren accusing me and my baby of trying to be funny when WE ARE NOT. Forget. Peace everyone. LP street ROckerSS!!!!. im mad.
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