Today marks lengendary showdown between killer econs and jiajia 101 Master (JJ101M).
In the wee hours, JJ101M woke up to prepare his weaponary against the formidable enemy. He digged outta his drawer a heir passed down from the great grandmaster of the then 58 jiajia trickeries. It was a rusty old penknife. A sharp one. He went to work straight away, using dilute HCL to wash away the red Fe(OH)3. Next he took the tian xia di yi bu (World no.1 cloth) that Jiajia78 Master used when he washes his car (tian xia di yi kuai che - nissan March) to wipe clean the 8in long blade. This washing and cleaning cycle took a wopping 3 hours to complete. By then, the sun started climbing the mountains and the rays spilled through the valleys of the mountain. As the infra-red beams on JJ101M's butt, the mighty birth sign flashes along this butt line. It was a red patch that looked like a dragon. Okie..back to the main story. JJ101M kicked start the wheel of jiajia78 Master's Fast March to sharpen the heir. 2 more hours of work and the product was worth a piece of toilet paper (tian xia di yi kleenex from NTUC premium club). It was ready, the Tian xia wu di pEnknife of Jia jia 101 Master was ready.
A quick check with the sundial showed that he was right on time. He proceeded to the agreed duel venue at Singapore Expo Hall 5A. JJ101M pulled on the white dragon's lucky polo tee bought at a sale this year and took out the pEnknife. As expected, Econs the killer turned up with the weaponary which marked the end of modernisation in the jiang hu - AK47 Version 5.1 Calmly, JJ101M waited for econs the killer to make the first move.
A sudden array of stances and econs the killer threw out 11 ammo bullets. JJ101M chosed the middle three. *bang bang bang*, the first two JJ101M displayed the half squat matrix technique taught by jiajia10 Master Reeves five years ago. Only this time, instead of bending back wards, JJ101M improvised and bent forward (which i must say was ingeniously easier). The third bullet however, caught JJ101M in the leg. nothing to fear though, JJ101M used jiajia trick 36 which consisted of a healing potion. No harm done.
The second move from econs the killer was the most terrifying of the day. From the four bags the killer brought, a bazooka was drawn. "fire in the hole" and the rocket came straight as JJ101M who stupidly caught it with his bare hands. No harm done initially but the rocket blew up in 2 secs.
The blast took out JJ101M's left arm. But he was still able to go on and take on econs the killer's third and fourth stance. Tired of JJ101M's jiajia-ness, econs the killer summon the powers of the macro world (wind fire metal wood and earth) to combine the last two moves into one ultra ammo. The tian xia qu di kuai zi dan (world no. 1 fast bullet). With a single swift, killer loaded the 3mm long bullet into the AK47 V5.1 hanging by the neck. A back flip and econs the killer pulled the trigger.
JJ101M was alert as he was wearing Okaley, using his last hand available, he threw away the Macdonald's 25 cents ice cream cone, reached into his underwear, pulled out the 8In lonG penkniFE and threw it towards econs the killer. Wad lousy aiming. The penknife missed econs the killer completely. Fortunately, it got stucked on the AK47V5.1 that blew up after the trigger was pulled. Econs the killer was defeated...by erm...JJ101M.
jia jia as he is, JJ101M stood over the body of econs the killer. Evil grinz crawled outta JJ101M's ear. It was victory after all. He took the penknife out and stuck it onto the burnt body. Today JJ101M won another battle and added Jiajia trick 102. Learn it well my frens.
In the wee hours, JJ101M woke up to prepare his weaponary against the formidable enemy. He digged outta his drawer a heir passed down from the great grandmaster of the then 58 jiajia trickeries. It was a rusty old penknife. A sharp one. He went to work straight away, using dilute HCL to wash away the red Fe(OH)3. Next he took the tian xia di yi bu (World no.1 cloth) that Jiajia78 Master used when he washes his car (tian xia di yi kuai che - nissan March) to wipe clean the 8in long blade. This washing and cleaning cycle took a wopping 3 hours to complete. By then, the sun started climbing the mountains and the rays spilled through the valleys of the mountain. As the infra-red beams on JJ101M's butt, the mighty birth sign flashes along this butt line. It was a red patch that looked like a dragon. Okie..back to the main story. JJ101M kicked start the wheel of jiajia78 Master's Fast March to sharpen the heir. 2 more hours of work and the product was worth a piece of toilet paper (tian xia di yi kleenex from NTUC premium club). It was ready, the Tian xia wu di pEnknife of Jia jia 101 Master was ready.
A quick check with the sundial showed that he was right on time. He proceeded to the agreed duel venue at Singapore Expo Hall 5A. JJ101M pulled on the white dragon's lucky polo tee bought at a sale this year and took out the pEnknife. As expected, Econs the killer turned up with the weaponary which marked the end of modernisation in the jiang hu - AK47 Version 5.1 Calmly, JJ101M waited for econs the killer to make the first move.
A sudden array of stances and econs the killer threw out 11 ammo bullets. JJ101M chosed the middle three. *bang bang bang*, the first two JJ101M displayed the half squat matrix technique taught by jiajia10 Master Reeves five years ago. Only this time, instead of bending back wards, JJ101M improvised and bent forward (which i must say was ingeniously easier). The third bullet however, caught JJ101M in the leg. nothing to fear though, JJ101M used jiajia trick 36 which consisted of a healing potion. No harm done.
The second move from econs the killer was the most terrifying of the day. From the four bags the killer brought, a bazooka was drawn. "fire in the hole" and the rocket came straight as JJ101M who stupidly caught it with his bare hands. No harm done initially but the rocket blew up in 2 secs.
The blast took out JJ101M's left arm. But he was still able to go on and take on econs the killer's third and fourth stance. Tired of JJ101M's jiajia-ness, econs the killer summon the powers of the macro world (wind fire metal wood and earth) to combine the last two moves into one ultra ammo. The tian xia qu di kuai zi dan (world no. 1 fast bullet). With a single swift, killer loaded the 3mm long bullet into the AK47 V5.1 hanging by the neck. A back flip and econs the killer pulled the trigger.
JJ101M was alert as he was wearing Okaley, using his last hand available, he threw away the Macdonald's 25 cents ice cream cone, reached into his underwear, pulled out the 8In lonG penkniFE and threw it towards econs the killer. Wad lousy aiming. The penknife missed econs the killer completely. Fortunately, it got stucked on the AK47V5.1 that blew up after the trigger was pulled. Econs the killer was defeated...by erm...JJ101M.
jia jia as he is, JJ101M stood over the body of econs the killer. Evil grinz crawled outta JJ101M's ear. It was victory after all. He took the penknife out and stuck it onto the burnt body. Today JJ101M won another battle and added Jiajia trick 102. Learn it well my frens.
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