Today's paper is yet another reversal, another twist of fate and unexpected events.

I woke up early this morning feeling rather awake yet half asleep because i know my exams is very near. Elements of accounting and finance was the paper which i have least confidence in, but who the hell cares because it's a foundation module. I've done badly enough for the last four foundation modules in the past year so the average score which contributes to my honours grade didn't really bother me. My strategy was just to pass the paper.

Twister One.
Thinking that the paper is at 1030am, i took my time to finish my bread and coffee while reading ST. Lardidah... i took a bath and got my dad to fetch me to Expo. When i arrived at the exhibition hall, the first anomaly that struck me was the emptiness of the place. Yesterday i couldn't even walk five steps without someone grabbing my ass. Today, I had to use my own hands to grab my ass. Hmm okie. This is linkless. anyway, i proceeded to hall 5 thinking that's where the buzz will be but hell no! I reached the empty hallway with rows and rows of seat no. pasted on the walls. WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY!? I took a peeped into hall 5 and *drop jaw* everyone were busy writing away!! Shocked and panicky... I dropped my bag, grabbed all that i needed and sprinted to my row across the hall. ROW 35. Why are there so many people in the bloody hall!!!?!?

Twister Two.
I sat down on my desk after searching for 5 minutes without the help of stupid invigilators. I flipped open my paper and began writing. It took me yet another 15 minutes before i could calm myself down. It was horrible. Confidence started setting in only after i was half way through my first question. Hmm.... this was easier than i thought it was... For once my balance sheet balanced (well that's cause i made up the balancing figure for the retained profits... but who cares.), then i had something to write when the paper asked me why not do this why do that? In the past i could only stare at the paper and said... "duhz. ask the accountant lah. why ask me the future bioengineer?!" yah yah yah. So today's paper was do-able but not yesterdays. Yesterday's paper counted towards my honours grade. today's paper dont.

Anyway, besides me busy scrambling away, trying my best to finish the last question before chief asshole said "pants down", i actually had time to wonder off thinking about pickup lines. Here's one from jiajia101 handbook. This it's perfect for a guy like beerbelly lawyer. This is how it goes...

First you see the girl of your dreams. Beautiful, angelic and pretty out of reach.

You hold up a small bottle of blood (available from makeup shops, those used for acting) in your palm and then trip yourself infront of the gal. You fall flat on your face and spill the blood all over your nose.

The GOYD (girl of your dreams) will stop in her path and stare at you, the loser.

Then you pick yourself up and cover your bloody nose with your hand, you walk towards her and say
"I know this must be the most embarrassing pick up line ever...but do you happen to have a piece of tissue?"

Incidentally, i've NEVER used a pickup line before.