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Miscommunication
There is always a misconception that guys do not understand girls. However, the truth has been long distored by the domineering tigeresses and as a brave young man, i should stand up and reverse the myth of insentitive guys. While the rest of the whole world (guys, hunks. dudes, boys, men, gays) subscribes to renown dictionaries such as Oxford, Cambridge, the female species chose to conjure their own definition of common used nouns.
Girl: Did you buy anything new recently? *in a suspicious tone*
Guy (thinking): New things? hmmm, new camera no, new engine parts? no, new handphone? no, nwe pairs of shoes? no, new watch? no...
.... after 2 hours...
Guy: no...? *timid voice*
Girl: Then what is this!? *grabs tissue paper from guy's pocket*
Such theories can be further applied to many other aspect of a relationship between a guy and a girl regardless of the nature of the relationship. Beware human beings (aka rest of the world aka guys, boys, men...)!!!!
It's a sad day in school. Shumin said i'm short. Shuzhan said i'm fat. What an idiotic couple. I'm short and fat? Luckily no one come to me and tell me i'm ugly. I can foresee someone picking up his handphone to sms me later. And probably some other person will sms me to tell me i'm stupid as well. What's up with the world against me?! AM I THAT LOUSY!!!! *pui*
Girl: Did you buy anything new recently? *in a suspicious tone*
Guy (thinking): New things? hmmm, new camera no, new engine parts? no, new handphone? no, nwe pairs of shoes? no, new watch? no...
.... after 2 hours...
Guy: no...? *timid voice*
Girl: Then what is this!? *grabs tissue paper from guy's pocket*
Such theories can be further applied to many other aspect of a relationship between a guy and a girl regardless of the nature of the relationship. Beware human beings (aka rest of the world aka guys, boys, men...)!!!!
It's a sad day in school. Shumin said i'm short. Shuzhan said i'm fat. What an idiotic couple. I'm short and fat? Luckily no one come to me and tell me i'm ugly. I can foresee someone picking up his handphone to sms me later. And probably some other person will sms me to tell me i'm stupid as well. What's up with the world against me?! AM I THAT LOUSY!!!! *pui*
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Camera Model: NIKON D70
Lens: Nikkor DX 18-70 Wide-Zoom
Exposure Time: 1/500 sec
F-Number: f/4.5
Exposure Program: Aperture Priority
Exposure Bias: 0 EV
Metering Mode: Center Weighted Average
Focal Length (35mm Equiv): 78 mm
Caught CNA in action when i visited chinatown recently to buy the bak kwa. The angmoh in the photo looks sunburnt. I stood around waiting and waiting but the news team never took notice of me. Well, i have blonde hair toO!
how come nobody commented.. uh nice picture! n u're taller than me n u're not fat. stop pmsing. i give u flower.
ah that was me -tryphena
what the heck does enikmetiq stands for? haiz. tks for the "flower" but what they said were facts and that...can't be changed.
enigmatic? (:
and you're not that bad lah. all depends on how you wanna view things.
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