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Monday, December 13, 2004

i tried weighing myself and realised i'm overweight. I took out my heart and the reading dropped to 0.2kg.

Tis the season to be jolly... nah. worst x'mas ever. =(

Ever wonder why so many people say ignorance is a bliss? cause it's true.

What are the best ways to kill myself?
1. Stop going for medical checkups
2. Accidententally shred myself with the shredding machine
3. Slice my wrist with the fruit knife when i'm pretending to cut the apple
4. Fall off the window when i attempt to catch the irritating beetle that sleeps around the grill
5. Fake a headache and pop in 20 panadols in 5 minutes

OKie, someone is chasing me away from the internet counter. No more checking of empty mail box. No more checking of empty comment box. No more no more...

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